The Bigger The Hair...

I'm going to let out a little secret here... on the count of three... 

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I LOVE TODDLERS AND TIARAS.  

Whew.  I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!  Now I can speak freely.  Here goes nothing.

Toddlers and Tiara's is the scariest most amazing piece of crap artistry to ever grace TLC since, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant".  Actually, if we're being honest here (and that's what this is, a place of honesty), the little victims princesses should probably keep their contracts with TLC because they will more than likely be on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" Season 15.  If they aren't already on the equally brain-numbing enlightening MTV hit, Teen Mom.  (Teen Mom rant is for another place at another time...)  

Now, don't get me wrong, I love kids (see my previous profession), but what I don't love is CRAZY PARENTS.  (Again, see my previous profession)  On said television program I have seen the following exhibits of excellent parenting:

Exhibit A:  A mother forced her two daughters, Kylie and Karly, to compete against each other in the SAME age division in the SAME pageant.  If this isn't asking for a family therapy session, then I don't know what is.

Exhibit B:  Close your eyes.  Imagine this.  (Actually, leave them open so you can read this, then close them and imagine)  Hair piece on teddy bear.  Overly enthusiastic mother curling Teddy's "hair".  Two year old daughter standing in front of mother, staring at the iron.  Mother places HOT CURLING IRON ON THE COUCH.  What happens next?  I'll give you a hint:  The mom DOES NOT win mother of the year.

Okay, enough with the exhibits.  Let's get to the good stuff...

If you are one of my close friends (you know who you are you lucky ladies you), you know that I quote Mackenzie from Toddlers and Tiaras at least 100 5 times a day.  Whether its, "Let's put a clip in my hair and do this," or "Work it for me kitty!" I just can't help myself.  She's a train wreck waiting to happen and that is why I love EVERY minute of it.  I hope that video above brightens you day.  

I'm going to put my lipstick and eyeshadow on, then I'm off...

Until next time,